“Cooooool!” said Bart rubbing his hands with glee. (Gulping down sea water.). Now you can whip yourself if you have any wicked thoughts.” said Ned. Help meeeee!” The juggler screamed. Bart rolled his eyes. Find all the best video clips for "The Wettest Stories Ever Told - The Simpsons [S17E18]" at yarn.co. “Hey! In the shark infested water, and because it was operating and thus connected to a power supply, it electrified the water, electrocuting the sharks. Watch Queue Queue Then he whipped himself. “What’s this then Dad?” Lisa asked pointing to a picture of a swordfish on the wall paper. Bart recounts the story of Mutiny on the Bounty As the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. I'm starved! “The chef is currently having trouble with the entree!”. “Our son, Shlomo is working on a kibbutz in Haifa!” said the Jewish wife of Crazy old Jewish man. said Mel. The rumba instructor was being eaten head first by a shark. Tooth loss and sunken eyes. I lived my who life not touching the devil’s drink!”, “Well hi diddly ho Puritan oh- no! However he stopped when the Marge on the Mayflower came over. Suddenly a fierce looking Homer with all his brown hair still arrived on the ship somehow in the middle of the ocean a short while from England. “Mother, we must protect him!” said a Lisa who was also in the same family as the Bart and Marge. He blew a party horn. Suddenly someone knocked on the metal wall of the hull. Gently down the streeeeam!” The mad captain sung. “Get back to work peasant!”. (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Gravity swiftly asserted itself. “What the? “Awwwwww!” The survivors felt sorry for her. Well maybe. Toggle navigation. Dumb ass... “Well, those are some beautiful mermaids!” said Bart. Suddenly sirens rang out and red and blue lights flashed. This is madness!” said Homer/Gerald in the stocks. Then some of Bart’s school friends laughed at at Lord Ugly Face and made him cry. “Besides we went there once Oz, and you didn’t like it because it was all deep fried...” said Lisa. - GetYarn.io now. If I don’t act soon, they’ll soon be exchanging pleasantries!” said Moe. “Bye bye giant monster rats!” He waved to the giant rats terrorising the village. Paper towels!” said Marge in canon! Oh my god! Avenge me!” Homer as a ghost groaned. The rupture let in water. “Hey at least I’m not gay with skeleton Kerney.” said Skeleton Bart. But they get Homer and Maggie’s heads the wrong way round before putting back the right way. Who’s Leroy Neiman? Yeeoooow!” Oscar whipped Marge. “I’m just trying to take off some of the pressure!” said Marge. “I’ll get to it!” said Sea Captain. Suddenly disaster struck as the ship was flipped upside down. Star World. “Shouldn’t you play the game properly Oscar...” Lisa sighed. I’ll save this ship!” said yet another Homer of at least three brothers to replace the Homers in the story I keep killing. He saw the Simpsons glaring at him. “My new year’s resolution is to be more fun!” Homer, people are dead... Selma took charge of the survivors. In the North Pole you moron!” Bart ranted. But not just 3 stories. “Oh! “So which way do we go now in this god de flippety ship? The Bounty from Bart’s story. The poster read Less scurvy, more curvy. Bart grunted and clonked himself with his lump of wood. The Wettest Stories Ever Told [The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship] Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti? “All while dealing with hungry man eating sharks...” said Lisa. “The nineteen seventies!” said Homer ominously. The world’s most unflippable luxury liner!” He winked. “This nothing like the recruiting brochure!” said Dolph. Everyone annoyed and working sings “row row row your boat gently down the stream.”, Bligh scares them by shooting his flintlock pistol. This was three years after Pocahantas died and a few centuries before Sacagawea. Or colourful clothes or poems...” said Ned. But not the Homer, wait and see... hehehe! And heh heh! “I was saving this booze to mess up the Indians but, to show what good pals we are I wanted to give you a little taste... say I know a great drinking game! “What ya gonna do? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. !” said Milhouse. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea. It was nice of you to save our lives and let us live with you.” said Ned. People groaned shrieked and grunted as he barged rudely past them. You’re hilarious joke of surrounding us with water that would probably kill us if we drank it...”, Gerald was desperately gulping down sea water. “What a fascinating cross section of humanity!” said Marge as a band member. “Oh!” He barged past puritans. Up on top Ned swept corpse of people and animals into the sea. “Wait what was that after make a little love?” Carl asked. “Seymour, as you know this voyage to Tahiti is important. I didn’t kill her husband for+ Wait! I made a poem!” Ned greeted the man in a stupid rhyme way. I hear edges!”. Not that Leroy Jenkins... the violinist...” said Lisa. Don’t!” The Bart and Lisa tried to stop him but the Oscar on the ship whipped them. “No! He’s praying!”. Why the hell was there tigers on a cruise liner?! “Stand aside! #THESIMPSONS #ANIMATION The Simpsons Full Episode english | Animation Movies Top For Kids The satiric adventures of a working-class family in … “Sir it’s not a good idea to wink...” said Smithers Sr. “Now help yourselves to some pineapple upside down cake and apple turnovers.” said Captain Burns. The Simpsons (S17E18) As the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. Except me! “What? “What’s our backstory?”, “We’re the band!” said Lisa. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. He was upside down on a toilet somehow. !” He said underwater some how. He went to the kitchen. Roughhousing?! “Ungh! Oscar your getting really annoying with that! When they finally surface they encounter the ghost of the Bounty. “Of course! I once read this boring comic book about a ship called the bounty... and no Oz it wasn’t delivering kitchen paper towels to America and advertised by cross dressing men!”. Smithers! “Yes, we must flee Britain and its insufficient puritanical ways!” said the Reverend Lovejoy of that era. “Ah! “And remember! “Don’t worry Marge, I’ll see to it that you fundamentalist Christians take over America by the 21st century!” said Jeremiah in stocks for drunk sailing. “Mutiny?! The turtle went under water. “Because we have no way of communicating with the outside world!” said Marge as the chief’s wife. This video is unavailable. It's actually 3 great stories. “Stupid Flandish...” said Gerald. Good cookies! Look at that hand holding! “All because he wears boots! Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. 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